Israelcube Ultra-Plushie

$14.95

"Jewish Physics!"

Israelcube represents the State of Israel in the Levant of the Middle East. He has been in conflict with Palestineball and the other Arab countryballs ever since he was created by UKball from leftover Ottoman clay and brought to life by the UNFairy. The hostility from other kebabs is due to a lack of recognition and respect for his sovereignty.

The appearance of Israel as a cube is because:

  • Israel was created by the UK from the leftovers of the Ottoman empire hence the "unnatural" appearance.
  • Israel takes the form of a hypercube in reference to Jewish Physics
  • The Hebrew Alphabet (Alef-Bet) is also known as "Block Script" or "Square Script"

Israelcube has unlimited monies thanks to being USAball's greatest ally, Germanyball's massive guilt over his predecessor's holocaust of Jewish citizens, and their being masters of global finance.

Israelcube loves Kosher food, Money & The Torah. He hates persecution, Nazis & Kebabs.

Israelcube considers all people of the Jewish faith to be Jewcubes and a part of his country, however there is a significant difference between his personality and that of countryballs with Jewish faith who live in other parts of the world. 

Israelcube is more militarily nationalistic, currently engaged in warfare with the neighbouring state of Palenstineball, whereas countryballs of Jewish faith living elsewhere tend to be more stereotypically intelligent, hardworking and successful, with family-centric communities and little interest in violence.

If you love Jewcubes, show your love, do yourself a favor and grab an Israelcube today!

What are Countryball Plushies?

Not just an ordinary Plushie, this is your chance to become the proud owner of an Ultra Plush Countryball!

Join the hundreds of thousands of fans around the world and proudly share your national identity with friends & family

 

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- Made of Ultra-Plush fabric

- Hand-Embroidered features

- 18cm Diameter (7" in the colonies)

- Reinforced Stitching

- Squishy!

 

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Decorate your Home, Room or Office, you can even give them to a loved one overseas so they don’t forget their homeland!

 

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Israelcube Ultra-Plushie Photo
Israelcube Ultra-Plushie Photo

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