PolandBall Ultra-Plushie

$14.95

Kurwa!

Polandball is the original protagonist of the Polandball cartoon series. He cannot into space but can bring joy to millions of readers worldwide.

Despite his noble, proud heritage, modern day Polandball is more often seen by his neighbours as being rather naive/stupid/ignorant due to having been conquered multiple times, a low economy and a lack of global relevance. (Although the comics aren't called "UKBALL", ARE THEY? WHO'S OF RELEVANT NOW?)

Polandball is a daydreamer and often fantasises about winning World War II, defeating the Axis single-handedly, and dominating that unreachable frontier known as Outer Space. 

He joined the EU, and is now trying to establish friendships within Europe however he is often bullied, betrayed and exploited, especially by Germanyball & UKball. Polandball has been BFF's with HungaryBall since the Middle Ages and looks up to USAball as a role model- one day he hopes to be just like him. Polandball is terrified that Sovietball, Reichtangle or Naziball might return one day to steal his clay again.

Polandball lives in Central Europe and is West Slavic. He most commonly performs low-class work for other countryballs in exchange for monies, such as construction and cleaning toilets (35% of all Polish people live and work in other countries) 

He enjoys drinking Vodka, riding Horses & eating delicious Kielbasa. He does not like Russiaball and he wants his goddamn clay and horses back.

 

If you're a fan of Poland, show your love, do yourself a favor and grab a Polandball today!

 

What are Countryball Plushies?

Not just an ordinary Plushie, this is your chance to become the proud owner of an Ultra Plush Countryball!

Join the hundreds of thousands of fans around the world and proudly share your national identity with friends & family

 

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- Made of Ultra-Plush fabric

- Hand-Embroidered features

- 18cm Diameter (7" in the colonies)

- Reinforced Stitching

- Squishy!

 

Love to Travel? Have you visited other countries? Always remember your favourite places and cultures with a Countryball Plushie!

Decorate your Home, Room or Office, you can even give them to a loved one overseas so they don’t forget their homeland!

 

Collect them all! New Countryballs are being released each month. Purchase three or more Countryballs in one order and receive a 25% discount off the entire amount!

Choose 10 or more and get a 30% discount!

 

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    PolandBall Ultra-Plushie Photo
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    PolandBall Ultra-Plushie Photo

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